when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- the kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- sunday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
Otras cosas curiosas
La canción del mes.
Wow, woow.
Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
(via stayy0ungandwild)
if you don’t get your pussy eaten out everytime you have sex, before, during and after sex, then your sex life is shit
Do ppl giggle during sex??
If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.
Facts tho
If you’re a girl
And you enjoy sex
It’s perfectly okay to talk about your enjoyment of sex
And don’t ever think otherwise
I like how sleeping next to someone means more than sex sometimes, the body’s way of saying ‘I trust you to be by my side at my most vulnerable time,’ you have no defenses when you are asleep, you tell no lies
Eric Shaw (via perrfectly)
I feel so fucking tired of myself lately.
(via im-sad-lets-have-sex)
